DID YOU ALSO GROW UP LIKE THIS?


You Weren't Forgotten. Just... Unsupervised.

Join me on a monthly trip back to the generation that drank from the hose, rewound tapes with pencils, and somehow survived.

Introducing

Monthly Mail Subscription

Monthly Gen X snail mail club packed with nostalgic humor, quirky newspaper-style content, and analog fun—real mail, real laughs, no screens required.

Once a month, you’ll get real paper mail you’ll actually want to sit down with:
✉️ A newspaper-style print
📝 Nostalgic columns + “did we all live the same life?” moments
🎨 Fun, games, stickers/magnets, and a mix tape
💌 A personal passing note from me.

Not as a gimmick—because I want this to feel small, real… and ours.
No junk. No filler.
Just something that feels… familiar, with laughter and humor.
Like finding an old note.
Like hearing a song you forgot existed.
Like remembering something you didn’t know you missed.
No spam. No nonsense. Just something you’ll genuinely look forward to.
JOIN THE HOSE WATER CLUB

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Launching August 2026

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